TP the Seat!!

Some call it, "nesting".
Some call it, "paranoid".
Some call it, "unnecessary" and "silly", but for me, it is not even a question.

Some people only toilet paper the seat when at a rest stop or a port-a-potty so they don't understand why I do it all the time, even at work or in a restaurant, "Don't you know they clean it??" Um, yes. I do, (although the standard of "clean" is sometimes questionable depending on where you are...), I just have a problem putting my butt where someone else just had theirs.

I guess I'm just weird like that.

WANTED - Part #2

In response to the infamous Crapper, the Quality Dept. has posted these signs. Be warned, this malicious behaviour is not being taken lightly.

WANTED

Be on the look-out for an unknown identity meeting this description:

Alias: The Crapper

Gender: Male

Known Whereabouts: Hudson, OH

Crime: Suspect is using the public men's employee bathroom as an outlet for a personal workplace vendetta. Suspect leaves a gift of large quty, smell and size around the following times:

9:00 a.m. - 10:00 a.m.
2: p.m. - 3:00 p.m.
4:30 p.m. - 6:00 p.m.

Worst instance being that of last Friday when the crime was not discovered until Monday morning.

I do not think further details are necessary.
If you know who this perpetrator is, please contact HR immediately.

P.S. THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

Blogspot Asks...

"When you hesitate before hitting snooze on your alarm clock, are you being lazy?"

My answer is...

For hesitating? No, for hitting it? Maybe. But the real question is, how alert are you? Because usually you're in that groggy, kind of hazy state of mind when your alarm goes off because you're not fully awake, and since you can't possibly make a clear decision in that state, how can you be being lazy?

My fav random question. :)

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Chicago vs. Cleveland

GAAA - This is all I have heard last night & this morning... the game, the game, the game...

*sigh*

Doesn't anyone know Baseball season started?!

All I'm thinking is... All those guys, running around. One basket. One ball. - Can no one make the connection?
And so adds to my confusion over how people can sit thru an entire game of basketball. I have no idea what is going on, simply appears to be chaos with everyone running around...
I'm sleeping half way thru... or waiting for a commercial break b/c at least those are entertaining... (and the people aren't sweating...usually.)