Be on the look-out for an unknown identity meeting this description:
Alias: The Crapper
Gender: Male
Known Whereabouts: Hudson, OH
Crime: Suspect is using the public men's employee bathroom as an outlet for a personal workplace vendetta. Suspect leaves a gift of large quty, smell and size around the following times:
9:00 a.m. - 10:00 a.m.
2: p.m. - 3:00 p.m.
4:30 p.m. - 6:00 p.m.
Worst instance being that of last Friday when the crime was not discovered until Monday morning.
I do not think further details are necessary.
If you know who this perpetrator is, please contact HR immediately.
P.S. THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
Alias: The Crapper
Gender: Male
Known Whereabouts: Hudson, OH
Crime: Suspect is using the public men's employee bathroom as an outlet for a personal workplace vendetta. Suspect leaves a gift of large quty, smell and size around the following times:
9:00 a.m. - 10:00 a.m.
2: p.m. - 3:00 p.m.
4:30 p.m. - 6:00 p.m.
Worst instance being that of last Friday when the crime was not discovered until Monday morning.
I do not think further details are necessary.
If you know who this perpetrator is, please contact HR immediately.
P.S. THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
5 comments:
gross
Tell me about it!! haha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!! THIS JUST MADE MY WHOLE DAY!!! LOL
It's either that or being completely repulsed.
too funny!!1
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