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Saturday, October 18, 2008

Pun Intended...

Just the perfect compliment to a lazy afternon, some corny puns that I thought were kinda cute...

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

4. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

8. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

9. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

10. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

11. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

12. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

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