Just the perfect compliment to a lazy afternon, some corny puns that I thought were kinda cute...
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
4. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
8. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
9. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
10. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
11. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
12. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.