More Stuff To Think About... :)

I Was Just Wondering....

- In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

- Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men?

- Why is it that inside every older person is a younger person wondering what in the world happened?

- If diamonds are a girl's best friend and a dog is man's best friend, who really is smarter?

- Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays? Aren't they just as needy throughout the rest of the year?

- Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just a sprain' and deep wounds as 'just a scratch,' but when they get the sniffles they are deathly ill 'with the flu' and have to be bedridden for weeks?

- How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?

- Why do men forget everything and women remember everything?

- Do Chinese people get hungry an hour after they eat American food?

- Shouldn't all married men forget their mistakes? After all there's no sense in two people remembering the same things right?

- Is the real reason women live longer then men because they don't have to live with women?

- If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try a new way to do it? Why keep messing up over and over again re-trying the same thing?